Winning entries in the Caption Competition. The Stones finally
admit that it is one tour too many . Have you were given anything 
to stop this coffin? Your auto has no number plate, no Tax disc, no MOT, no insurance AND you are parked on a Red Route. They revealed 'Do 
you need us to bury or cremate you?'. ( Y.T.L ) wrote : The town centre is dead today. ( Y.T.L ) wrote : The town centre is dead today. Why is everyone waving to me and taking pictures? If I crash I could actually wind up alive.". I ultimately got a place at an NHS dentist.". As Keith Richards laments the trusty days. I have also seen some in shop windows also. Hang on, what's that in your dog's mouth?".
